Pineapple on pizza

Why do I mind it
When other people love
Things I don’t personally approve of?
Pineapple on pizza
Or sugar in coffee
What harm to me?

My friend Renée
Did important things first
She began with dessert
And worked back to mains

Why do I mind it
When other people love
Things I don’t personally approve of?
Pineapple on pizza
Or sugar in coffee
What harm to me?

My friend Dave
Had sensitive tastes
So all that he ate
Was a shade of beige

What time is it?
It’s half-past three
Too late for lunch
Too early for tea
So I’ll sit here
And suck my teeth
‘Till society says
It’s time to eat

Why do I mind it
When other people love
Things I don’t personally approve of?
Sugar on pizza
Pineapple in coffee
What harm to me?

My friend Neil
Like some, liked it hot Used tabasco (why not?)
On every meal

Peeping through windows
Peering through doors
If I spoil my dinner
It shouldn’t spoil yours
Climbing through windows
Sidling through doorways
No one needs food police
Defending culinary mores