Like Ed Sheeran

I wish I could write
Like Ed Sheeran
Like Ed Sheeran
Funky beats
+ harmonies
Hooks that gleam
Sales and streams
That ×

Ernest Hemingway once said
“Writing is easy — just sit down and bleed”
But honestly I’d rather lay down a lick
Then head into town to watch Ipswich FC

I wish I could write
Like Ed Sheeran
Like Ed Sheeran
Workmanlike
Can’t help but ÷
The likes of people
Who’ll never =
His records

Thinking out loud here let’s get it on tape
You don’t get no love from scrubs but the shape
Of your melodies fits into every room
There’s only so many ways to deliver a tune

I wish I could write
Like Ed Sheeran
Like Ed Sheeran
Suffolk them all
Suffolk my life
Would anyone pay
For a table made
With more than four legs?